INTERVIEW

New interview featuring Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker.

BAS Reporter- So men, why have you two come together to discuss this topic?

Luke Skywalker- Well, me and my father have out diffrenceces but we both belive BAS are horrible horrible people.

Darth Vader- *Crr Hiss* I *Crr Hiss* belive *Crr Hiss* Beto *Crr Hiss* is the most whacked out mo fo ever *CRR HISS CRR HISS*

LS- Oh my God! Where's his inhaler?? WHERE THE HELL IS HIS INHALER?!?! *Director comes on with inhaler*

DV- *Uses Inhaler*

LS- C'mon, father, I told you not to rush yourself!

DV- *Crr Hiss* Yes *Crr Hiss* I know *Crr Hiss* I'm sorry. *Crr Hiss* Where was *Crr Hiss* I? *Crr Hiss* Oh, yes *Crr Hiss* Beto smells *Crr Hiss* like shit *crr hiss* taki mushrooms. *Crr Hiss*

BR- well, alright. Now, have either one of you met BAS?

LS- Actualy, I have. Well, my lightsaver was lyk out of light, right? So I was lyk Oh mi god, I need to refill it! So I lyk grabbed my purse and lightsaver and went out the door. So I was lyk walking lyk down lyk this lyk street and tese lyk wierdos stopped and whistled and honked at me. Then they lyk stopped and lyk the lyk lisp kid was lyk Het babe whats your sign and i was lyk i gotta go and he was lyk no and i was lyk yes and he was lyk no and i was lyk yes and he was lyk noooo and i was lyk yes and he was lyk...

DV- Stop being *Crr Hiss* gay,

LS- *looks at Darth Vader with puzzlement* Huh?

DV- *Crr Hiss* Stop *Crr Hiss* being *crr hiss* a *crr hiss* queer.

LS- *Still puzled* What?

DV- *Now very angery* *Crr Hiss* I *Crr Hiss* said *Crr Hiss* Stop being a stupid queer! *CRR HISS CRR HISS*

LS- *Sang in a childish vice* Haha you dant have an inahaaaler your gunna diiie.

DV- *Pulls out lightsaver* WE WILL FIGHT 'TILL DEATH *CRR HISS CRR HISS*

BR- Boys, boys, do we really have to do this?

DV- *Fighting Luke* Whos your daddy?? *CRR HISS CRR HISS* WHOS YOU DADDY?!?! *CRR HISS CRR HIIISS*
DUN DUN DUUUUN. The End...Or not?!?!